On Aug 24, 8:18 am, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
wrote:
> We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that
> mtfes...@netMAPSONscape.net has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>
> >Remember to always enter the US under your US passport, however.
>
> This has always gotten me confused. If the Japanese immigration guy stamps your
> Japanese passport when you leave, and the American immigration guy stamps your
> US passport when you enter the US, then what do you tell the Japanese
> immigration guy when you come back home again and there's absolutely nothing in
> your Japanese passport that shows where you've been? "Uh, sir, I stamped you
> out, but where did you go? The International Space Station?"

"Uh...I was denied entry and had to spend my time surrounded by a
bunch of smelly
foreigners in a locked room and they treated me awfully.  Foreigners
are so mean.  It
is good to be back in Japan.  NIPPON BANZAI!"