In article <VaAvb.5159$Bk1.1551@fed1read05>, Fish Eye no Miko
<fisheye@deadmoon.circus> wrote:

> "Frank White" <fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com> wrote in message
> news:bpmigi$k0q$3@news.fsr.net...
> 
> > ppvegeta@hotmail.communism says...
> > >
> > >a) on speed?
> >
> > "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU WANT ME TO TAKE
> > AN N2 MINE AND DO A KAMIKAZE?!?!  <bleep>
> > YOU, YOU BEARDED *FREAK*!!!"
> > (gives him the knee before grabbing Shinji and dragging
> > him off to her bedroom to ravage him)
> 
> I'd pay to see that.
> No, really.
> 
> > >b) on valium?
> >
> > "Ha-(snore)..."
> 
> Heh...  ^_^

I picture it more like a non-bleeding version of Hyatt from Quack
Experimental Anime, Excel Saga.

> > c) LSD
> >
> > (and as her mind expands)  "Oh wow.  Suddenly.  I
> > *understand*. I am the mother of the whole human race!
> > "I think it's time to send them to their room."
> 
> Especially Gendou.
> 
> > d) Pot
> >
> > "Wow, am I stoned.  Asuka, you want a hit of this?"
> 
> Shinji:  "Quit boggarting that joint, Rei!"

Misato (walks in on them after work):  What in the hell?  How DARE you
do this ... without inviting me! 
She then joins in and a couple months later, Shinji finds out those
commercials about weed were true, as Asuka, Rei, and Misato all are
obviously pregnant.

-- 
Catgirls are cute, I dare you to prove me wrong.