>> > In order to use that machine you would have had to sign a copyright
>> > contract with me!
>> > *evil grin*
>>
>> *manually steals the soul from alternate Vaughn and puts it in Vaughn*
>> There
>
>Hmmm, but you still used the machine before hand. I'm affriad it's too
>late now. Can you guess what the price was for th euse of that machine?

well, I didnt sign anything so you cant do anything to me; a written contract
requires a signature. And you cant teleport me into one of your reality tricks
because I'm in my perfect world: you cant win this time!
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