>"Zeruel333 The Hentai One" <zeruel333@aol.comanimefan> wrote:
>> > Water? Why you asking me? I am mean and cruel and nasty! I hurt people
>for
>> > fun! I don't give out water! If I do it's the last thing you'd WANT to
>> > drink any how! Well Z's clones may want to drink it but then Z would
>be
>> > making new clones!
>>
>> Ha! Bullshit!
>> My clones arent really clones but are bio-creatures assuming my form
>that I
>> created and control.
>
>I assumed this. The fact that they can alter form and go beyond your form
>is fair evidence that they are not actually clones.
>
>> I have God-like control over them; they canNOT attack me
>> or do anything other than what they are commanded to do.
>
>This means that they would have to be automatons. For any being with any
>kind of individual thought is capable of disobedience.
>
>> They also absorb stuff
>> (like poison) and gain it's properties, so a little water wont hurt them
>no
>> matter what you do to it (put acid in it and they'll gain the power to
>secrete
>> acid and have acid blood, put poison in and they'll be poisonous to the
>touch,
>> put explosives in it and they'll just grow back from the pieces (but
>it's VERY
>> hard to hide explosives in water; believe me, I tried))
>
>I really have little interest in what your blobs can or can not do. My own
>resources still outweigh yours and my army is still armed with weapons
>that you have yet to device a defense against and my personnel also posses
>a defense against your armies intrusive attacks. You wish to play me, yet
>you have not stepped onto the field where I play.
>
>> Hmm...
>> *puts poison in water and has a lot of clones drink it and gain
>poisonous touch
>> then puts acid in water and makes different clones gain acid secretion
>powers
>> and acid blood the puts some needles in and has poisonous clones drink
>them and
>> gain needle claws that grow through fingers and can shoot out*
>> *gets an evil look in his eyes* >:-D
>
>Actually all that does is means they have that poison in their system, it
>doesn't actually give them an organ or ability to replicate the poison.
>Same story with the acid. Actually the Acid would cause distress on the
>masses resources as it would have to constantly regenerate the lining it
>uses to hold the acid within. The needles? I see no problem here with a
>formless bio-mass absorbing those. It would have trouble applying any kind
>of force behind it though. I would recommend your "clones" use kinetic
>energy to attack with the needles as they really have no other way of
>effectively using them. If they ever came up to one of my Lancers though
>I'd have them not even bother. A Needle is not going to get through the
>armor they where.
>
>To me, you really are a small player and you know I've been here long
>enough to claim that.

The bio-creatures do have minds of their own, but at certain points I can
control them with my power (read the Guyver manga and pay attention to how
Zoalords control Zoanoids and you'll understand)
And these arent just bio-masses; they are also adaptable and can integrate
stuff into their system; every cell of their body can be manipulated and
changed at will; it is like the ultimate amalgamation of EVERY bio-creature in
anime (including Aptom from Guyver); they can 'grow' stuff, absorb other living
things, and can even evolve themselves very quickly (I have put some Angel data
in their DNA and improved it)

Now let's say you come at one with a Gundam: the bio-creature would simply grab
the leg and merge it's cells with the molecules of the Gundam and 'crawl' up
and seep inside and get at the pilot. 

And it'll take more than a Lance of Longinuss to get rid of them; the cells in
their system can duplicate very fast and recreate any part of them that was
destroyed (too bad your industrial furnaces arent portable) Not to mention that
since they have Angel DNA they can create an AT Field, though much more
powerful (and deadly) than any in the Evangelion series (they could create one
right through the middle of someone and cut that person in half)
they can also duplicate themselves (or can be duplicated if one is stupid
enough to cut one of them in half)

*sends out a bunch of 'clones' in black cloaks to absorb JAE, and do it right
this time*
*a few gunshots and screams later, almost all of JAE is absorbed by the clones*

These are my Ultra Class A clones which have even more abilities than my normal
clones; I could easily take over the Earth with just one of them. The fact that
I would use more than one to take over a newsgroup of people is just because I
dont have time to wait for just one to absorb everyone.

*while the 5 clones wait for Disaster, one melts itself and goes into the
ground*
*another conjures up some more clones*
*another grows 50 feet and makes it's skin very hard and grows spikes*
*another grows eyes all over itself and it's 'cloak' and charges them up (yes,
they shoot beams)*
*and the final clone turns into Zoalord Alkanphel from the Guyver manga and
hovers overhead waiting*
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