>>Disaster <disaster@disfanfic.net> wrote in message
>>news:uhhq753po25gfe@corp.supernews.com...
>>> > > *Disaster boots existance on windows 95!*
>>> >
>>> > *...and is soon destroyed along with everything and everyone else when
>>> Win95
>>> > crashes*
>>> >
>>> > *God uses his backup copy on Heaven's computer and restores everything
>>> as it
>>> > was in reality then puts a 'not allowed in Heaven' note on Disaster's
>>> profile
>>> > on the computer for messing with it*
>>> > *God then write protects the computer in such a way that no one can
>>> tamper with
>>> > it: not even an infinate number of Ritsukos*
>>> > *everything is back to normal*
>>>
>>> *God, deciding that some people need a moral lesson and frankly being sick
>>> of all the low quality hentati out there, removes the existance of Hentai
>>> from any and all sources and in all forms, styles and intentions*
>>> --
>>
>>*Vaughn uploads a virus onto both Disaster's and Zeruel333's computers which
>>plays a MP3 file of Eminem's "Without Me" over and over and over and
>>over....
>>
>
>*after copying the hentai onto tons of CDs Zeruel then takes the fuct up
>computer near Vaughn's house and fires one of the 56 mw beam pistols at it,
>which then toasts half the city including Vaugn's house*
>
>*Zeruel then loads the computer on his new hack-proof computer*
>

*moments before doing so, Zeruel thinks about it and uses an anti-virus program
on the CDs then loads the hentai on the new computer (and even makes an
antivirus program made from nanomachines that will destroy any infected disk
that enters the computer)*

>>                           Vaughn L.Porter
>>                            Now this looks like a job for me
>>                            So everybody just follow me
>>                            'Cause we need a little controversy
>>                            'Cause it seems so empty without me!
>>
>

---
Zeruel, who uses the fingers of his giant robot to squash people. Frankly I
think it's st-*SMISH*