We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that Declan Murphy
has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>On Feb 18, 8:21?am, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
>wrote:
>> I don't know. Am I the only person who is royally pissed that this is happening?
>
>Nope.
>
>> My permanent residency (I've had it for ten frigging years) has less meaning
>> every day, all in the name of catching more Third-World illegals. I already have
>> to submit fingerprints to come home again. Soon I'll have to carry around my
>> address and employment information and who-the- hell-knows-what-else on a chip.
>> When will I start having to piss into a cup?
>
>You haven't had to start pissing into a cup yet? I have to submit
>stool samples.
>Admittedly that isn't something connected with alien rego or my
>gaiginness.
>
>> Zainichi Koreans are, of course, exempt. Why just them? Because they were born
>> here? So fucking what?
>
>No, they are exempted because they are a) numerous and b) well
>organised.

The more stuff like this happens, the more I start gravitating toward
naturalization.

Now I must convince the BYJW...


-- 
The 2-Belo                           [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame  alt.fan.karl-malden.nose  alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meow                   a brimful of asha on a 45                    meow
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"I must have been looking at that TV, unblinking, for over an hour
but I still couldn't believe it. They suspected the sons of bitches
had smuggled battle-level Pokemon past security, concealing them on
their bodies before sending them out and taking over the cockpit. But
it was the footage of Ground Zero that really ate at you. Firemen and
rescue worker Machokes digging through the rubble, uncovering moun-
tains of bodies. 'Joy' Nurses and Chanseys running among the wounded, 
who took up entire school cafeterias. I'll never forget the image of 
one little girl, sobbing uncontrollably, holding her baby Charmander 
to her chest and trying to reignite its tail with a fucking lighter." 

-- poster on 4chan, in a thread about Pokemon in World History