On Wed, 26 Nov 2003 11:22:44 +0900, Scott Reynolds <sar@gol.com>
belched the alphabet and kept on going with:

>On 11/25/2003 10:26 PM, Raj Feridun wrote:
>
>> On 25 Nov 2003 01:40:58 -0800, Brett Robson <jet_boy@deja.com> wrote:
>> 
>> 
>>>On Tue, 25 Nov 2003 17:59:12 +0900, Raj Feridun  ...
>>>
>>>>LOL. I wish I caught those threads. Yes, having been completely broken
>>>>of the habit I don't even greet the occasional gaigin I see anymore.
>>>>:-( However, I am not so cold as to not respond if said gaigin greets
>>>>ME! I've just been broken of the habit to initiate.
>>>>
>>>
>>>I had to apologise to an older couple struggling with suitcases in Shinjuku
>>>station a couple of months ago. They needed help and I initially ignored their
>>>greetings. I explained that 2 million people use this station everyday and I
>>>can't stop and help everyone who is carrying a suitcase. As turns out I wasn't
>>>able to help them anyway as I didn't know where the place they were going.
>>>
>>>A couple of weeks ago a couple of US servicemen got really shitty with me
>>>because I didn't know how to get to Atsugi. I have no idea where it is.
>> 
>> 
>> You've just given me a business idea! I'll market an Engrish t-shirt
>> for busy gaigin that just says "FUCK OFF!!" in giant yellow letters on
>> black. It won't bat an eyelash from the Japanese who will proudly wear
>> it too and it might cut down on those annoying interruptions you
>> mentioned.
>> 
>> Yes, Eric, if I go through with this I'm sending some to you as well
>> for the needy. This is all just in the planning stages at this point.
>> 
>> Unfortunately I think I already saw a 12 year old girl here in the
>> neighborhood wearing one. :-(
>
>I suppose her TOO DRUNK TO FUCK t-shirt was in the wash.

Maybe her dad borrowed it to wear to a school function.

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