Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!vda-gw!news.moat.net!news.glorb.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 11 Jun 2004 21:59:43 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: One Liners Message-ID: <15SdnXKQue0C7FfdRVn-hQ@comcast.com> Date: Fri, 11 Jun 2004 21:59:43 -0500 Lines: 35 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-JG0zMSHrwC+Dl4ZS+MAkGyCKtFH8TLjxmghHSisfDQfpWtTRHkiR3zUt7J3O0Rs+MLobNIbt8DuiWfJ!vT1v/MYMynOyMZ8bsAx+N46VCGzv6ichkKgH6DXehl5NJlYiNha/6LQskdgchA== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:6195 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ One Liners Would you like to hear the pencil joke? Well, it's pointless Nurse: How is the girl who swallowed the quarter? Doctor: No change yet! Why couldn't the pony talk? He was a little horse What happens when a clown has flatulency? It smells funny.