I get quite a few stupid emails. Have kinda become used to it. Also
receive a lot of "non-Japanese-language-education-field" emails for
some reason. Today's really takes the biscuit.

"i have an idea for commercial   showing a guy using an old toyota
truck like the kind with 22r motor  and under it says    toyota tough
from day 1  and 2nd to none  showing a new truck passing the
competition on the road side     i am a big fan of toyota i have an 81
4x4  22r longbed 1/2 ton pick up and it not the prettiest but ive out
done newer chevy and ford 6 cyls though i cant afford a new 1 i really
wouldn't give up my old 81 for anything and have converted many people
to the toyota family. my truck was stolen and i myself tracked it down
my love for my old toyota runs that deep this is the only truck i cant
kill ive also have kinda started a local thing   call it a yota cause
it aint no toy    just a regular guy giving the regular guy
opinion                         <name deleted> conway sc usa"

Why the hell did this lunatic decide to write to me?