Mobutu wrote:
>> It isn't a joke as such, and ... you know I read your sentence as 
>> "perfect English" without realising it.
> 
> 
> I assumed that the person writing it was a native English speaker doing 
> a satire of Japlish. The author replaces L with R... I know Japanese 
> people make that mistake when they speak but surely not when they type.

You haven't dealt a lot with Japanese people. The l/r confusion is deep, 
and shows up a lot in writing.

KWW