Ed wrote:
> "Kevin Wayne Williams" <kww.nihongo@verizon.nut> wrote in message
> news:117l4k0sbive3a6@news.supernews.com...
> 
>>puntspeedchunk wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 05 May 2005 12:37:31 -0400, Kevin Wayne Williams
>>><kww.nihongo@verizon.nut> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Curt Fischer wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Kevin Wayne Williams wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Curt Fischer wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Hey, America's not all bad.  We managed to get Mike Cash to leave,
>>>>>>>for example...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I find that I miss it less every day. I've also started to find the
>>>>>>American guests in the hotel loud, brash and annoying.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Well, you moved to paradise.  You're like the Ryan Ginstrom of the
>>>>>Western Hemisphere.  Nothing to do but relax and slurp on whatever the
>>>>>Curacao equivalent of an awamori highball is.
>>>>>
>>>>>Maybe you should work on marketing to a different American demographic,
>>>>>not so loud and brash.  Like me.  I'll come and stay in your hotel with
>>>>>the right enticements.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>My enticements are pretty basic: the hotel's only 100 meters from an
>>>>ocean that stays 30 degrees year round, and I only charge $110 a night
>>>>($95 if you want to stay a week or more). We feed you a nice breakfast,
>>>>let you play with the iguanas, and give you discounts on local diving,
>>>>windsurfing, and kiteboarding. And, unlike nearly any other island with
>>>>similar inducements,  we don't get hurricanes/typhoons/cyclones.
>>>>
>>>>What more do you want?
>>>
>>>
>>>A beer, a blowjob, and a haircut.
>>
>>All of which are quite legal on the island. We serve beer (Polar,
>>Amstel, Amstel Bright, Heineken, Polar, and Presidente), "Pachi's Place"
>>is the local brothel (3rd largest legal brothel in the Americas, BTW),
>>and there a number of kapsalons to take care of your haircutting needs.
>>I can arrange them all for you if you want.
> 
> Beer, a blowjob, and a haircut? So where does the line start?
> 
Just go to the KLM desk at Narita, and buy a ticket to Bonaire. One 
stopover in Amsterdam, and here you are.

KWW