I am not much of a linguist but I do enjoy painting minature figurines.
Recently my nephew wanted me to paint several figures for him. He is
very much into Japanese and Chinese culture. The figures are named and
as such, on their bases, I would like to detail out their names (as
following)

Meat Shield (someone who stands in and takes abuse for someone else)
Fat Bastard (After a popular wine)
8-Bit Deluxe
Pulverize (as to crush)

I am wondering how those names render in various languages and was
wondering how those render in Japanese. Could anyone provide a
translation\rendering that is sutable to be done in a brush style. Any
help is appreciated.