Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!news.moat.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!postnews.google.com!g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail From: "JonJon" Newsgroups: alt.religion.buddhism.nichiren.shoshu.news,alt.parenting,alt.romance,alt.abortion,fj.life.in-japan Subject: On Religious Ceremoies, and General Update, 11-07-05 Date: 7 Nov 2005 23:02:24 -0800 Organization: http://groups.google.com Lines: 360 Message-ID: <1131430796.786975.256590@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: 172.195.19.201 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" X-Trace: posting.google.com 1131433349 2570 127.0.0.1 (8 Nov 2005 07:02:29 GMT) X-Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 8 Nov 2005 07:02:29 +0000 (UTC) User-Agent: G2/0.2 X-HTTP-UserAgent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Win98; en-US; rv:1.7.2) Gecko/20040804 Netscape/7.2 (ax),gzip(gfe),gzip(gfe) Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com Injection-Info: g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com; posting-host=172.195.19.201; posting-account=IjlAzQ0AAAD-rYBiJFigcYWLDhWjTMEW Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.life.in-japan:30366 Someone asked about the ceremonies that we will be doing as a religious organization and wanted to know more about the different kinds of ceremonies we will be doing. Well, I have plenty of ceremonies, so many that it is beyond comprehension. We are going to be around for the rest of eternity as a religious organization. Little by little, we will evolve our ceremonies into many different kinds. I have had some experience in learning about these, already, but the real fun will start when I get my stenographers together and we learn more from my brain. I can sit here and relay the many ideas for ceremonies that I already know about, but the information that we really need will come out when I get my stenographers. We have many categories of ceremonies, such as purification ceremonies. In the purification ceremony category, we will start off with the simplest ones, than we will work our way up. There are perhaps as many as 558 or 559 thousand of these, on the basic level, which we will be busy with for several million billion trillion years, if not longer. We are not going to purify ourselves and our markers overnight. It is a long and grueling challenge ahead of us. But we will enjoy every moment of it. My kids have markers that we have to purify. For purifying my kids markers, we will have about 200 billion, or so, different purification ceremonies, to begin with. Then we go up into different levels of degree. These are the basic levels. We go up into the next level and there are just as many if not slightly more purification ceremonies for both the big human beings, and my kids, and the littler human beings, who are also my kids, and of which there are many sizes. We will be busy for quite some time with the basic to intermediate to advanced to more highly advanced religious ceremonies for both us, the bigger human beings, and for my many children. We also have ceremonies for other pruposes than purification. Spiritually uplifting ceremonies. I won't go into explaining now, as there are so many and they take so much time to explain. But there are so many variations, and there are so many ceremonies for spiritually uplifting others, and for erasing markers and purifying them as well, it is mind boggling to even begin to think about the number and varieties of ceremonies that are simply for spiritually uplifting people, the bigger human beings as well as my kids. I haven't even begun to think about my kids in this cateegory, but I'm sure there are as many ceremonies for uplifting my kids and as many variations, if not more, for uplifting them, and us in turn, that it is simply beyond comprehension. We are not talking about billions, or trillions, or gazillions, or whatever. There are so many ceremonies, just trust me, we will be busy with a variety of these types of ceremonies, for a long long time. There are also many other types, such as bonding ceremonies, of all kinds and variations, which are also purifying and will not only erase our markers, and my kids' markers, but will also make our relations with each other more fulfilling and meaningful. There are about 189 million holy body empowerment ceremonies. The Bonding ceremonies number approximately 3.8 or 3.9 trillion. There are other ceremonies, as well, in the holy body circle, that are like training and discipline ceremonies. There are basic, intermediate, and advanced, and more highly advanced, and even more highly advanced, and then some. The number of ceremonies for each level varies, but they are in total over 889 billion, trillion, zillion, neo-megaquintrillion, neo-quintakarillion, and then some, which is quite a lot, and those are only training and descipline ceremonies. Well, we are going to be doing a lot of training and disciplining, and spirtually uplifting ceremonies, in addition to still many more other types of ceremonies that I haven't gone into yet, and I haven't even discovered yet. The types of ceremonies that I haven't even discovered yet, categories alone, are qutte phenomenal, when you consider we are going to be building our universe by adding on to it, one at a time, universal building blocks, other universes that I have already built and are just waiting for us and the time for when we will startt putting them together. How long and how complex do you think our ceremonies will beging to get, then? In any case, we have gasses to change, and textures in my universe to change, and many other things to change, such as planetary alignment and star cluster formmation ceremonies, and evolvement ceremonies, the ceremonies for making and building my new nebular star systems in my new universes that we add on. We have the wonderlusses ceremonies, which are extremely vast in number and complexities. We have the visitation to the wonderlusses ceremonies, and the child bearing in the wonderlusses ceremonies, and the child rearing in the wonderlusses ceremonies, and many other ceremonies related to the wonderlusses, that are too numerous to even estimate. We have the Ophelia Vagina Worship Ceremonies, private and public. We have the On the Horizon Virgin Princess Deity Worship ceremnies, and the On the Horizon Virgin Goddess Deity Worship ceremonies, coming much later, where all of the priestesses who are ready to be worshiped as the mrs. creatoress, both on the virginal princess level and on the virginal goddess level, and as objects of eternal veneration, will be worshipped by all believers in our religious organization. We have the virginal deity princess vaginal worship ceremonies, to begin with, that will be on a somewhat private level, but open to the clergy and the congregation at large, who will take an active role in participating in them. We have the mischief makers training and empowerment ceremonies, for straightnening out the minds of the young and unacquainted members who are new to our religious order. We have ceremonies that are for the developement of our sexual and other energies, that will in time, number in the trillions of zillions, of megaquitrillions, and more. There are too many energies that we will be dealing with to even begin to understand the number of them. And we have ceremonies for dealing with all of them and for developing all of them. We have the holy boat vagina cruise ship ceremonies, which is just a vernacular term I've applied to it, for lack of the correct word and phraseology. We have the prayerful cermonies in the holy boat vagina cruise ship ceremonies. We have the child bearing ceremonies in the holy boat, the child rearing in the holy boat, the child development ceremonies, in the holy boat, and the child adornment ceremonies in the holy boat. We have the temptress and temptations ceremonies, on the way to the wonderlusses and the ceremonies we will conduct there in the wonderlusses. We have the groveling at the feet of Opelia and the priestesses ceremonies, before we even begin the temptress and temptations ceremonies. These groveling at the feet of Ophelia ceremonies include all of the priestesses, and all of the priests, and will take, sometimes, weeks to complete. There are other ceremonies, that are too peculiar to even begin to explain, but are mainly for the ongoing purification of the priestesses and the priests that will go on for millions and billions and trillions of years, and longer, for each single ceremony. The types of ceremonies and the list of ceremonies is not anywhere near being complete, as I don't have even a clue about 99% of them, or more, and their complexities, as yet. How could I? My religion is here to stay for the rest of eternity, and we have got a lot of work to do, and we will be here for a long long long long, very long long long time, as my kids and I often joke. We cannot even begin to comprehend how long we have been here already, much less how long we will be here, from now on. The number of ceremonies, the complexities of the ceremonies, the time it will take to complete each of the ceremonies, and the time involved in all of these ceremonies as the years go by and the numbers of priestesses and priests grows, and grows, till you wouldn't believe how many priestesses there will be and priestst there will be, from among all of the blessed and devine children who have even yet to be born, not to mention in passing, all of the ceremonies related to them, that won't even begin untill we settle all of the people who we are going to settle in my universe, and after we have added on several hundred thousand new universal building blocks, and have completed so many other ceremonies on the way to purifying all of these people, whom you haven't even got a clue as to the number of them, as I have't written anything on the number of them, yet, but before we start having the blessed children priestesses and priests and the devine children priestesses and priests, and raising them all, there will be so many new and unusual ceremonies, one begins to wonder how we are going to accomplish it all. Well, we have a lot of people who will become priestesses and priests on this planet, and after we begin to settle all of the people out there, first. That will be an enormous number in itself, even before we start to have the blessed children and the devine children out here, and not in the wonderlusses, or in the holy boat vagina cruise ship. In other words, we are going to be so busy doing ceremonies, that for the rest of eternity, there won't be enough time to get it all done, so plan on sticking around one heck of a long time, cause there ain't no limit to the number of ceremonies, once we get started. I hope you get my point. As to when we will get started, well, first will come my Serengeti project, and then all of the other 855 other projects. That will involve a lot of time, and during the interim, we will dabble a little bit here and there to see what our religion will do for us. Also, I forgot, the molecularly changing and rearranging ceremonies, for lack of a better word, that we will eventually get into before we start bringing people out. These ceremonies will change the vary landscape for all of us as we have my children molecularly de-arrange (simplify the molecular make up or build up of the molecular building components for us) to create a whole new vast garden of peas and carrots and tomatoes, and fruits, etc. Then we haven't even gotten to the other most basic levels for setting up this planet and the people here in the way that we want them to live together, before we get on to other things. This will come sometime after we have finished my 855 primary projects. Anyway, I'm sure I'm leaving out alot of details, and a lot of different ceremonies we will be learning about between now and then, when we first begin to work on the 855 projects. Well, as I said, I don't even know more than 99% of the categories, nearly 100% of them, in fact, then I'm at a loss for words and a bit shamed. But, nevertheless, we will have plenty of time to learn all of these ceremonies, that we will begin to dabble in once we begin to come together, maybe one person at a time, in 1, or 2, or 3, or 4, or 5, or 6, or 7, or 8, or nearly 9, or even 10 years or more time, to even just begin to practice our group's first attempts at following and conducting the ceremonies, after some discipline training, and our efforts to practice on even just a limited and a minimal scale, of about one thousand eight hundred and fifty-five people, in about 58 years, 10 months, and a few days. Well, you've sort of heard it first hand, now, we are going to be around a very long time, and there are going to be one heck of a lot of ceremonies, and it ain't even beginning anytime soon. The main focus of our efforts will be the 855 projects, and then after they are completed, we will continue to monitor and check on the success of them for a few hundred thousand million years, or more, before we get into anything of the order of complex, basic training and practice, that will be on the most basic levels of all of the ceremonies which we will be attempting. People and their propensities are not going to change overnight, and we have a lot of work to do on bringing order and discipline into the lives of all of them. It will take several million or so years before we have anything of a religious order, to rely on for the rest of eternity. We also have to start training the women who will be governing the universe for me, one day. Then all of the other ceremonies aimed at bringing you all to GODSHIP, which is somewhat a laughable notion, right now, as you and I are no where near even waking up to what it means, for that matter. Then we have, the most important ceremonies, which I've mentioned before, of worshipping the creator and the creatoress, which will begin sometime after we figure out who is going to practice with me. In any event, the Serengeti and the other projects of manufacuturing those and other items for us, plus alot more about how we are going to rearrange society, and all of the companies on our planet, to fit my needs and my plans for our future society. Well, I'll just leave it there for now. And we will learn more as we go along. Until we begin to practice the most simplest of practices, as I've already discussed, elsewhere, on a much larger scale than it is going on, today, then we won't be anywhere near what we intend to do before we get started with forming these merger corporations, and other projects for building the weapons, and the tools for my new civilization. We have to get some political pros behind us, and how long will that take? Well, I don't know, generally, but it won't be too long, I think, maybe within 2, or 3, or 4, or 5, or 6, or, anyway, less than 7, or 8, or 9, or 10, more years. For every one to assemble, it will indeed take some time, but to get started, it might not be that long from now, let's hope. But until that happens, not much else will be going on, so just keep your cool, so to speak, and let things develope as they will. In time, I will get myself in order here, and when I'm ready, we will probably be getting ready to begin. How and when will I get and be ready? Well, I've got to rejuvenate myself, a few years, or so, and then get my health in order, which won't be for some time, at this rate, maybe within 5 or 6 years, I'll have my health more in order, if I erase enough of my markers, by then. You should all be doing the same in the meantime by praying in the manner as I have discussed and encouraging your friends to do so as well. If we get enough people praying, then we will be bringing our selves closer and closer, everyday. It ain't going to start when I say ready, one, two, three, get set, let's go. It's going to start when not only I, myself, but you all as well, have all gotten it together, along with me. Just keep making your rejuvenative stews, and health stews as I release information on them, and begin to move your bumpkisses (butts) out in this direction, and while you are at it, get your own health and youthful progression to a healthier, younger, internally, and happier you. We've all got alot of things to get in order, so let's just keep on trying to straighten out all that we will need to from day to day, and don't forget that Las Vegas should be your new destination for landing and participating with me in my societal, sexual, religious, governmental, agricultural, horticultural, aquacultural, and land and resources management revolutions. I have some friends and acquaintances in Vegas, and in Northern and Central California, Los Angeles, San Bernardino, and San Diego, Idaho, Washington state, Van Couver, British Columbia, New Mexico, Arizona, Florida, Washington, DC and vicinity, and a few other places, as well, plus Japan, and perhaps a few other countries, and when they start getting together, here in Vegas, then there will be more and more interesting and livelier things to begin to talk about, together. That won't be for some time, yet, maybe, little by little, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, or more years, but it will begin, at some point in time in the future. Along with them, we will wait for our group or pool of stenographers to finally figure out, along with the people that will do the hiring, that we are not joking around and mean every word of what I am saying. When they get that through their heads, then we will begin to start to make some substantial progress in our social, global, and universal revolutions. Some people are getting clued into the fact that something major is going to or about to happen. Most people, however, are either totally unaware of it, or if they have heard about it, they think it is some kind of silly joke, at best. Well, it is no silly joke or anything of that nature. When we have about 91% to 100% acceptance is when we will finally get moving. That may be some time from now, but it will come, at a point in time. In the meantime, I'm just going to do the rearranging of components in society and on this planet, as I've explained, and I'll work on my erasing my markers as I go along. You all please do the best that you can, as well, and so will I. Until we meet each other in Vegas, there is little else we can hope to accomplish. Let's meet, and then let's make people begin to think. If we don't persuade them first, there is little to nothing else we can get done in the meantime in terms of our social, economic, militaristic (advanced weaponry and sophisticated systems manufacturing and employment of), and other revolutions we will be bringing about. We need alot of people on the band wagon, or in our boat, before we can expect anything of the magnitude that we are setting our goals on to accomplish to begin to occur. I'll be writing up things, now and then, to give you more details on what it is we are going to accomplish and how we are going to accomplish them, and, now and then, on the progress we are making. Thank you. John Francis Ayres The G O D Guy And Company High Holy King, Dai Matreya, Kuvera, Dai Swili, Lord Buddha Shakamuni Eternal Buddha, Kuon Ganjo Nyorai, Gurkian Mandala Body Guy, The G O D Guy, The Lord Of Creation, Nagarjuna The Gurkian Way Foundation Ministry John Francis Ayres 5540 West Harmon Ave. Apt. #2004 Las Vegas, Nv. 89103 Tel: (702) 894-9518 john_ayrs @ yahoo.com jonjon @ gurkia.com Me: http://www.gurkia.com/pictures.html My Homepage: http://www.gurkia.com/index.html Check My Google News Group for the latest Info and Stew Formulas. My Google Group Newsgroup: http://groups.google.com/group/gurkianagegurkianway alt.religion.buddhism.nichiren.shoshu.news Formerly of Falls Church, McLean, Arlington Va., Lanham, Md., Honolulu, Hi., Rialto, Ca., Tokyo, Nagoya, Osaka, Gojyo, Nara Pref., Kyoto, Okinawa, Fukuoka, Japan Jordan - the middle kingdom, Seoul Korea, and a few other places, here and there.