Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!news.moat.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!postnews.google.com!o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail From: "JonJon" Newsgroups: alt.religion.buddhism.nichiren.shoshu.news,alt.religion.buddhism.nichiren,talk.religion.buddhism,sci.lang.japan,fj.life.in-japan Subject: Gurkian Way Rules Pt. 1 - The Religion Of The Hole Ephemeral Body of John Francis Ayres, The Creator Date: 6 Nov 2005 10:55:35 -0800 Organization: http://groups.google.com Lines: 392 Message-ID: <1131303335.308744.54420@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: 172.198.209.39 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" X-Trace: posting.google.com 1131303340 32383 127.0.0.1 (6 Nov 2005 18:55:40 GMT) X-Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 6 Nov 2005 18:55:40 +0000 (UTC) User-Agent: G2/0.2 X-HTTP-UserAgent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Win98; en-US; rv:1.7.2) Gecko/20040804 Netscape/7.2 (ax),gzip(gfe),gzip(gfe) Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com Injection-Info: o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com; posting-host=172.198.209.39; posting-account=IjlAzQ0AAAD-rYBiJFigcYWLDhWjTMEW Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.life.in-japan:30328 Gurkian Way Rules Pt. 1 - The Religion Of The Hole Ephemeral Body of John Francis Ayres, The Creator The First Set Of Rules (Incomplete) - An Intro To My Religon and Thoughts In General Continued from Rule no. 5 (See previous posting.) Rule No. 6 Inertia is forbidden. What is inertia? Inertia is sitting around doing nothing special, idleing away one's tie, smoking weed, or hanging out at the swimming pool, or lounging all day onboard the cruise ship as you've sailed around the world for the seventh time this month. Getting stoned or drunk at parties and telling stupid and limpid jokes (limpid is ordinary crap that you hear again and again at party after party), singing songs that you hear, party after party, listening to the same music and dancing to it party after party, going to the same trashy opera house for a wee bit of a thrill, for some. Going to the national zoo or the park or the smithsonian, for the umpteenth time. Sitting in front of the boob tube for endless hours after hours watching soap operas or strip tease porn artists or john wayne reruns, or Oprah Winfrey talk shows about losing weight, or whatever, watching trash t.v., i.e., Oprah, or the nanny, that new yorker (I think she was born in Broklyn and moved across to Jersey, then moved to california, and lost her accent, and so forth and so on) who tried to play a part as a nanny for a bachelor, or something like that. Watching boxing matches on t.v. or those crazy car rallies where they crush automobiles with these super stooped (biffed up, slotten, or cool looking) up trucks that they pound into the grouud and go sailing over as many as they can before they land on top of some of them and end up crushing all the tops, trunks, hoods, fenders, and so forth. Brain numbing t.v.. Irreproachable t.v., i.e., you should be put in jail for watching it, more or less. TV that does not stimulate the brain into thinking about reality and the tragedies and suffering or the hopes or dreams that inspire us to strive harder or encourage us to seek a higher plane of activity and thought. We all enjoy watching, from time to time, senseless movies, at least some people do, and even I have caught myself watching shitty movies. As much as possible, that kid of behavior will be taken to a low tolerance level, i.e., reduced as much as possible, in so far as the person or persons do not experience or suffer a nervous or mental breakdown, or emotional or physical nervous system shock tolerance syndrome, i.e., withdrawl symptoms and the breakdown of that persons functioning capacity or lust for life, i.e., a strong desire to live to the fullest. If a person appears to be about to suffer from a nervous breakdown, because he or she is not allowed to watch trashy t.v., then he or she will be excused from the assembly (of priestesses and priests, as we eventually will all be living in a congregational style living environment where the priestesses live alongside the priests but in separate quarters, except for training purposes, where we will all be in the same large, basketball court or two size living room / bedroom on our workstations (beds) in a communal environment. This is 15 or 20 or 30 or perhaps 40 or more years down the road) living quarters to go to an out building for a week or two to rejuvenate their mind and get a fix or a modifying dose of trashy t.v. until they snap out of it. When their withdrawl symptoms go away, and the threat of a nervous breakdown abates that person or persons will be required to return to the group. This will be the case once I have my rectory convent and an out building for the person or persons to go to for watching trashy t.v. In any case, inertia, or the desire to spend hours and hours doing nothing but trivial pursuits is for the most part forbidden, and only under certain unavoidable circumstances, will it be allowed. Rule No. 7 Illicit Sex is Forbidden. Grateful Sex is Allowed Any sex that is carried out for self indulgent reasons for the sake of oneself and at the expense of the other person or persons, whethe it comes about by flirting or othr more intense approaches, is cause for dismissal, immediately upon detection. Sex is sacred, as we often hear, but in my religion, we are going to take that to the extreme and sex and even foundling will only be allowed in the course of a religious ceremony conducted by me, for the reasons explained before, to conduce the sexual energies into my religious ceremonies to make them even more pwerful. All other sexual or body contact for the sake of illicit sex is forbidden. By body contact, I mean contact with an other person's dermal tissues for the sake of stimulating a sexual or erotic arousal. Holding hands is not considered body contact for the sake of arousing sexual or erotic sensations that lead to illicit sex. Kissing a person on the cheek or lips as a way of expressing love and passion and feelings of love for anothr is not body contact if it is not intended as a prenuptial invitation to sleep together. Prenuptial here means sarcastically speaking, an invitation to another before wedding the other person. Of course, in my religion, no women or men will be getting married in a civil court of law, as I do not recognize civil or common or gay or any other types of marriage except for those that I conduct. Sucking a guys dick in the out building while watching trashy t.v. for a shot or two of the juices and liquids that help maintain a woman's feminine potency is not illicit sex. It is a health giving requirement for all women to drink male seminal and spermal liquids on a daily or weekly or monthly, or whatever, basis. The woman needs to drink as much as she can daily and up to five or even six pints a day, if she can manage it. It won't hurt her health and it will make her extreemly potent as a female ejaculattor, or a woman capable of a strong, healthy, and vigourous lifestyle with lots of vim and vigor for ejaculating the female love juices into the mouth or hands of a male, or onto his scrrotum, where he has little chemical factories tht will absorb and process htosee chemcials much like the female has no nearly her entire body. Nearly all of her dermal layers inside and out, the esophagus, the gut, intesines, up and down, inside and out, everywhere except for perhaps the soles of hef feet, but even there, there are a few, though not as many as found on other parts of her body's dermal tissues. She has these chemical factories to absorb the spermazola and juices he ejects onto or into her body, from any angle, and they slowly absorb and process these chemicals so long as they remain on her skin surfaces, or even in her scalp, in contact with dermal layers there. They are absorbed into her body for her feminine health, just as the male's rock sack absorbs her chemicals in her juices, primarily from her ejaculate, but also from her saliva, in her vagina. She does have some chemicals that he can also absorb from her spittle, from her mouth, but the most potent and toxic (powerful) and the juices which will do the most for him are her ejaculate juices. With them he will become more verile and healthy, and will feel a greater sense of purpose in life. His sperm ejaculate juices' potency will climb to 8 to 10 to 15 or even 20 or more times and when she imbibes that, her juices potency will climb to 50 to 80 80 to 300 to 900 or more times what it is at the baseline, without his juices in her. It can reach as high as 15,000 times the potency when she imbibes his enriched ejaculate, and when he then imbibes her enriched ejaculate, his potency will climb by a few million times. Then as she imbibes his highly potent juices, well, you get the picture, I think. And it will get better and better until it reaches its' peak, at which point, we will have two extremely healthy human beings. You'll get the full story after I get the stenographers, plus a lot more information on stews and living eternally, and the hazards and pitfalls, and what to do about them, and where can I get a fix, or who is going to provide it to the public for pennies a day... well all that is already planned out in my brain, so if you would please, give it some consideration, my getting my stenographers, that is. Well, I think I'll skip a bunch of that which I had written, and get on to the main theme here. So a drunken and crazed priest to be ( he is going through t.v. withdrawl symptoms, too) and priestess to be are sentenced to the outbuilding to watch trash t.v. for two weeks or so. Well, their friends can drop in, so long as they are priestesses or priests or assembly members, and they can sit around and watch t.v. and exchange fluids with each other, calmly, and with trust and sharing in mind, not spill a drop of those precious fluids. This will obviously enhance their mental and psychological stamina, and their physical health. In such circumstances, the exchange is not for one or the other at the expense of the other, but it is for all of those who are there, and as such it is not illicit sex. Rule no. 1 said no private sex. Well it's not private if everybody is invited to imbibe each other's liquids. Private sex is sex that is exclusionary and prevents others from benefitting from the exchange of the health giving fluids, along with any mental and emotional comfort and relief it could bring the participants. The increased feelings of higher self worth during or after an exchange of fluids, is an emotional and mental blessing and a cause for celebration. All such exchanges that foster in all participants concerned, not excluding even one, and that's very important, are considered as Grateful Sex, or sex that benefits or is for the sake of others. Grateful sex is always allowed no matter when or where in the convent rectory. Illicit or private, exclusionary or sex for the sake of one self, primarily, is considered as an illicit act and will get oneself canned or penalized. The penalty for a priest to be or priestess to be or for handmaiden priestess to be or for a slave servant priest n training to be, is punishable in a vaiety of ways, from outright ostracising him or her, or kicking out of the order or discipline (religious order) the offenders, to confinement to one's bedroom and isolation from others, to lockup in a jail like cell or a tie up, confinement to one's bed, in the case of a male priest, he will have his hands, legs and feet tied to his bed legs, and he will be strapped down at the waiste for 2, 3, 4, or more weeks on end and he will be butt naked and fair game to be used and to some extent, to be abused, but in a way that will not harm him permanently, by the mocking of his character, or the pointing out and laughing at his character flaws or other idiosychracies he may have that the women can use to humiliate him. Of course, the same applies to a female, but more on that at a later time. The male will be strapped down to his bed and fed a formula that will boost his sperm and seminal liquids production by as much as 3,000 fold in 2 or 3 days, 5,000 fold in ten days, or to 10,000 fold in 20 or 30 days. A max of 80,000 or 90,000 fold can be reached in about 88 or 89 or 90 or 91 days. Depending on his health, it could take up to a maximum of 144 days if his health is not that good. Nevertheless, I have the formula already for that, and it is a secret formula no one will ever get, outside of my religious organization. And even if they get what I've written down about it, they havn't got the whole story and all of the ingredients neccessary for it. I've left out about 15 or 16 additonal notes on it, and I will not be putting it down on paper until I'm in a secure environment. In any case the priest strapped down will be pumping out with this formula, 3 or 4 pints to 8, 9, 0r 10 pints a day and all of the priestesses are welcome to imbibe all they like. He will not be able to stop his ejaculations so long as the women are there to tickle his dick. Once that happens, it sets the chain of events into motion and he will be putting out juices for the next seven or eight hours straight every 5 or 10 minutes. And so long as he takes a 3 or 4 or 5 minute break between ejaculations, and so long as they keep tickling his dick, then he is fair game as a spermazola provider boy for the day, or week or mohth, as well as for the many other gags the women will play on him. I have other formulas that are more potent and more useful that are in my brain and that I will be remembering in two or three or four or five years from now. I should have enough of my memories back in five years to bring out most of my stew formulas that are important, initially, and after that, it's just a matter of time before I have back all of my memories on stews and other things. Some things wil take longer to come back, but my stews and medical knowledge will be among the first things to come back, in addition to my psychiatric knowledge, and a few other things here and there. In any case, I have some very interesting stews that I don't think I will elaborate on right now, though I have the notes on them in front of me because I have a few other more important things to say before I end today's notes. In the future, we will be using similar formulas for our off campus projects, namely, we will organize and train women and men in special techniques of theapy massage for the relief of sexual tensions, using the system I've developed. The world, as I said, will lose many men, and to aid the female, we will up the production capabilities in males of spermazola and form clubs or organizations to aid the female to relieve her sexual tensions and frustrations. These clubs will be a whole lot of fun as you women and men will learn all of these techniques from my qualified for life teacher trainer priestesses and priests, after I teach them the initial system. I have 10 or 11 initial systems, and we will spend a 3, 4, 5, or 6 centuries learning and invstigating them before we go on to more and more interesting things to do in our off campus clubhouses. After my initial sytems, we will get more and more into deeper and deeper methods for relieving the stressful situation of the female's body and her needs to relieve her sexul and psycho-emotional turmoil and stress and with the next level of systems we will study, you will have about 7 or 8 centuries to investigate them, before we go on to a still slighhtly higher level. I have all in all, fifty or sixty initial systems for psycho sexual stress management, and after that, I have additional systems to keep you busy learning about ways to relieve the stresses of female psycho sexual tensions as well as other useful systems for enlivening the females life, as well as the males life, and we will be studying those as well, with my gifted and talented, by then, qualified and well disciplined massage therapy and emotional counselors, who willl be prequalified and pass rigourous exams held by my religious organization. They will teach you everything you'll need to know to endure and live on eternally along with the rest of humanity, those who are coming along, for the rest of eternity. The program is long and involved and you should expect to be studying in it for 700,000 or 800,000 years, roughly as I estimate it now. I had a lot of funny and informative notes, but anyway, to get to the end real quick, well, when I get my stenographers you will get an earful. Rule No. 8 No Spanking Spanking is licking a woman's clitoris. (Will elaborate later). Rule No. 9 No Dicking Is Allowed What is dicking? Dicking is fucking a man in the ass. (Will elaborate later.) Rule No. 10 No Horse Licking What is horse licking? Fucking animals. (Will elaborate later) Rule No. 11 No Cow Licking What is cow licking? It is fucking or sucking the dick of chimps, gorillias, orangutangs, or other primates or animals with dicks to imbibe the spermazola of animals. Will elaborate later. Rule No. 12 No Funkelberries What is a funkleberrie? It is using the sperm of another animal or species to create concoctions that will lead to erogenous tissue build up in the body. Rule No. 13 No Horseshit What is horseshit? Horseshit is the contrivances of making one look better at the expense of another. Rule No. 14 No Rabit tales What is rabbit tales? They are the contrived lies and bold statements that make one or another believe that you are somthing other than you are. Rule No. 15 No Rabbit Fucking What is rabit fucking? It is the biting off of the genitalia of small pets or animals to enliven your day with a mild aphrodisiacal high. Rule No. 16 No Cow Ear Chewing What is cow ear chewing? It is the breaking off of and the utilizing of any part of an animal that will give you any thing pleasurable, such as the antler of a deer, if broken off, will be useful as an erotic instrument of play for fucking your female roomate with. Or the breaking off of a cow's dick, freezing it, then letting it dry out, and then using it as a dildoe. There are many animal parts that women, and some men, like to use to make their sex lives more entertaining. A more complete list will be furnished at a later time. Rule No. 17 No Rifle Breaking What is rifle breaking? It is the use of one's own weapon's of war for one's own sexual fullfilment. Many women, and some men, like to take their rifle or other weapon, saber, and take them apart and while they are cleaning them, they get erotically stimulated. When that happens, the parts go missing and the weapon ends up in pieces. None of that will be allowed. Rule No. 18 No Fraternizing with the preacher. What is fraternizing with the preacher? It is looking at any male in the face and making lurid signs of appeal that you would like to fuck the guy. Only whores do it, and no whores will be allowed in my organization. "Rules" will be continued. Sorry for the typos. John Francis Ayres The G O D Guy And Company High Holy King, Dai Matreya, Kuvera, Dai Swili, Lord Buddha Shakamuni Eternal Buddha, Kuon Ganjo Nyorai, Gurkian Mandala Body Guy, The G O D Guy, The Lord Of Creation, Nagarjuna The Gurkian Way Foundation Ministry John Francis Ayres 5540 West Harmon Ave. Apt. #2004 Las Vegas, Nv. 89103 Tel: (702) 894-9518 john_ayrs @ yahoo.com jonjon @ gurkia.com Me: http://www.gurkia.com/pictures.html My Homepage: http://www.gurkia.com/index.html Check My Google News Group for the latest Info and Stew Formulas. My Google Group Newsgroup: http://groups.google.com/group/gurkianagegurkianway alt.religion.buddhism.nichiren.shoshu.news Formerly of Falls Church, McLean, Arlington Va., Lanham, Md., Honolulu, Hi., Rialto, Ca., Tokyo, Nagoya, Osaka, Gojyo, Nara Pref., Kyoto, Okinawa, Fukuoka, Japan Jordan - the middle kingdom, Seoul Korea, and a few other places, here and there.