Jim wrote:
>
> Truth is stranger than fiction, of course.  I offer as evidence
> a chain of commercial truck stop/tire centers named Gay Johnson's:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/847lu
>
> "One Gay Johnson owner, Gaynell Colaric, said the tires are stored in the open..."
>
> Or how about this fine chain of convenience stores:
>
> http://www.kumandgo.com/
>
> And these are in places where English is purportedly the native language!
>
For those that don't know, we also have a famous NASCAR (racing) driver
named Dick Trickle. 

John W.