Al wrote:
> Rev. Gabriel Burdett (left) explains Intelligent Falling.
> "Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational
> force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing
> them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education,
> applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.
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> http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512

As much as I enjoy reading the onion, I love the graudian even more.
There is nothing stranger than non-fiction.

"Michael Vaughan then struck a blow against the Kansas Board of
Education. It was 20 minutes to lunch when England's captain tried
tugging a short leg-break against the spin, hit it in the air as is his
regrettably casual habit and was caught at midwicket: no evidence of
intelligent design behind that shot."

http://sport.guardian.co.uk/ashes2005/story/0,15993,1566210,00.html