Paul Blay wrote:
> "Louise Bremner" <dame_zumari@yahoo.com> wrote ...
> > Yup. They even have earthquakes in England. Admittedly not very big
> > ones.
> >
> > Apparently, large dams can trigger earthquakes too.
>
> I wouldn't say my mother in law is fat but ... (Eh? wrong sort of dam?)

I was expecting a joke about constipation.