I am leaving the wilds of Chubu and the country bumpkins who spend
foolishly on weddings but stare at me endlessly and heading to Kanto,
with it cosmopolitan residents for whom western gaigin are a dime a
dozen.

Does this mean I can finally strip naked and ride the trains without
being stared at?

Please advise as I am currently packing for the trip.

P.S. Bryan will have to wait in line like everyone else for a chance to
pet my PHAT GAIGIN SLAB.