I shop at china town all the time because I like Chinese food that
makes me a Chinese wannabe?
I buy some sushi seaweed that automatically makes me a jap wannabe?
I visit taco bell during lunch, and during that time I am a Mexican
wannabe?

So here's my typical Monday.

Monday morning I am an American wannabe because for the Kellogg's
cereal.
Monday noon, I am a Chinese wannabe because of the Chinese buffet.
Monday evening, I am jap wannabe because of the sushi.
And for the midnight cravings I am an Mexican wannabe because of the
tacos.