Declan Murphy wrote:
>
> Riddle me this one. On the stairs up to the apartment after coming
home
> from a Xmas party on Friday night, I retrieve the bride-to-be's heavy
> backpack from the car. I'm wearing a suit. My hands are full because
I
> have my briefcase in one hand and a grocery bag in the other from the
> ministop conbini, so I put her bag on my back. Headbutt (gently) the
> doorbell when I reach the top of the stairs. She answers the door and
> breaks out laughing "名古屋ガイジンみたい"
>
I'd ask her how many foreigners with groceries, briefcase, and backpack
are headbutting her doorbell.

John W.