[GCFL] The Painting
A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the
artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace,
emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my
husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want
his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
Received from Bob Jones.
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