[GCFL] Time Travel
Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and
Chicago on Central Standard Time, Bob inquired at the
Indianapolis airport about a plane to Chicago.
"The next flight leaves at 1:00 p.m.," a ticket agent
said, "and arrives in Chicago at 1:01 p.m."
"Would you repeat that, please?" Bob asked.
The agent did so and then inquired, "Do you want a
reservation?"
"No," said Bob, "But I think I'll hang around and watch
that thing take off!"
Received from Pastor Tim.
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