My brother, a strict vegetarian, travels abroad for long
periods on business. When he got back from Europe one
time, he called our parents' home and told Dad he was
about to pay them an unexpected visit.

Dad hung up. "The prodigal son is returning!" he called to
my mother. "Kill the fatted zucchini!"

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