[GCFL] A Relative Matter
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call
saying that my mother had passed away."
The boss feeling very sorry for her says, "Why don't you
go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take
the day off to relax and rest."
"Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my
mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that
here." The boss agrees and allows the blond to work as
usual.
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the
blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde
hysterically crying. "What's so bad now? Are you gonna be
okay?" he asks.
"No!" exclaims the blonde. "I just received a horrible
call from my sister and she said that her mom died too!"
Received from Larry Page.
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