1) If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job
with a better company someday.

2) It's only unethical if you get caught.

3) The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off
due to budget cuts.

4) We put the "k" in "kwality."

5) If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the
right thing.

6) Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural
Stupidity!

7) A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably
has a scapegoat.

8) ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.

9) We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no
work! We are union members!

10) 2 days without a Human Rights Violation!

11) Your job is still better than asking, "You want fries
with that?"

12) If at first you don't succeed, try management.

13) Never quit until you have another job.

14) The floggings will continue until morale improves.

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