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Subject: [GCFL] Memorial Stone
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A woman's husband dies. He had $20,000 to his name. After
everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she
tells her closest friend that there is no money left.

The friend says, "How can that be? You told me he had
$20,000 a few days before he died. How could you be
broke?"

The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of
course, I had to make the obligatory donation for the
church and the organist and all. That was $500, and I
spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks, you
know. The rest went for the memorial stone."

The friend says, "$12,500 for the memorial stone? My
stars, how big was it?"

The widow says, "Three carats!"

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