Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.cwix.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 14 Nov 2004 15:57:07 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Guard Dog Message-ID: <1-2dnTVei48pSQrcRVn-jw@comcast.com> Date: Sun, 14 Nov 2004 15:57:08 -0600 Lines: 52 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-I2r3KrzhzL5N/iJqQMS7zks+6eXaPjeAp7FS4N7fkEcrRWxgBrHAi+owpg3rby15jq57JA35wdACFIf!Y8dpG3C3Q7AKOMVhE49okpvyfUNzZBYu75CvIFhNTIt746HJShD5W9dQw8VraA== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.20 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:8510 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Guard Dog In a town filled with crime, a young married couple were worried after 3 of their neighbours had been burgled. They decided they should get a guard dog. The wife went to the local pet store and asked the assistant, "Do you have any guard dogs?" The sales assistant replied, "Sorry Mam, we're all sold out. All we have left is a Scottie Dog...but he does know Karate." The wife didn't believe him, so the clerk says to the dog: "Karate the chair." The wee dog then goes up to the chair and wack, he brakes it into tiny pieces. Then he said to the dog: "Karate that table." The dog went up to the table and crunch, he breaks it in half. So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. He was of course very disappointed and skeptical about this little Dog's abilities as a guard dog. When she informed him that the dog knew Karate, he laughed and said: "Karate my a$$!".