Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!priapus.visi.com!news-out.visi.com!petbe.visi.com!newshosting.com!news-xfer1.atl.newshosting.com!216.166.71.118.MISMATCH!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border3.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 28 Aug 2003 15:57:56 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Cannibal cooking class Message-ID: <0zqdneG65r1J8dOiXTWJig@comcast.com> Date: Thu, 28 Aug 2003 15:57:56 -0500 Lines: 52 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.173 X-Trace: sv3-ZFdUYXCfWFyyJI5N2XJ788XSaEjKTGYSjOVDJ6oNJjR2VsiksmgkQiU7+Q9rR/k7VzkXwRObGrzDZDb!crC/HBqAy3HRAWnvhJFpZsRLHAiIsX+izl1Q9r2+LB3sS+NPow7CCjqCVriw5Q== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:836 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. National AVON Rep - for info send blank email to: AguyInfo@Comcast.net ____________________________________________________________ Cannibal cooking class Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked 'em, I've roasted 'em, I've stewed 'em, I've barbequed 'em, I've even tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender." The second cannibal asks, "What kind of missionary do you use?" The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and their sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads." "Ah ha!" he replies. "No wonder... those are friars!"