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The Telegram 

A German Shepherd went to a Western Union telegram
office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof.
Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."

The clerk examined the paper and politely told
the dog, "There are only nine words here. You
could send another "Woof" for the same price."

"But," the dog replied, "That would make no
sense at all."