1) I want to figure out how I can get my hands on a wild bird feeder and some
seed. No one feeds the birds around here, despite there being an ample supply of
sparrows, finches, warblers, etc. Why not? The people at the pet store looked at
me like I was bug-buggering insane. All the bird seed was for exotic pets such
as cockatoos. What gives?

2) WHERE CAN I FIND SOME DECENT SWISS CHEESE IN THIS LOUSY GODDAMNED COUNTRY*



*This question is of course unrelated to #1


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