Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 24 Jun 2003 13:59:38 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: The Duel Message-ID: <0eadnW1YzrQHAmWjXTWJhA@comcast.com> Date: Tue, 24 Jun 2003 13:59:38 -0500 Lines: 41 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.128.245 X-Trace: sv3-QQNZTVqoV3v6x10Z+gAkXgd4zwULe9WfU9ICxfMgH+ZjmbXiFA4zFgMBS1hmgwBQ29xdZ7we2tfZ0Yp!Hcp2xj2Rr940OY3xgdLCAViHpWR5/MrOuC1whOC4Iwd5JQ93yvJJYo47UaA6Vw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:511 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. National AVON Rep - for info send blank email to: AguyInfo@Comcast.net ____________________________________________________________ The Duel Aaron came home from school one day, all banged up, bloodied, and bruised. His father asked him what on earth had happened. "Well, dad, it's like this," Aaron began. "I challenged Larry to a duel and you know how that goes...I gave him his choice of weapons." "Uh huh," said the father. "That seems fair." "I know...but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"