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Little Johnny was walking down the road one day and an
old man was sitting on his front porch rocking back and
forth in his rocking chair. 

The old man said, 'Whatcha got there, son?' 

Johnny said, 'Got me some chicken wire.' 

'Whatcha gonna do with that chicken wire, son?' asked
the old man. 

'Gonna catch me some chickens,' said Johnny. 

'You can't catch chickens with chicken wire,' said the
oldster. 

Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and walked on down
the street. 

About half an hour later, Johnny came back passing the
old man's front porch with three chickens entangled in
the chicken wire. The old man was shocked and couldn't
believe his eyes. 

A little later Johnny passed the old man's porch. 'Whatcha
got now, son?' 

'Got me some duct tape.' 

'And whatcha gonna do with that duct tape?' the old
man asked. 

'Gonna catch me some ducks.' 

'You can't catch ducks with duct tape,' said the old
man. Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and kept on walking.


About half an hour later, back comes Johnny with three
ducks tangled in the duct tape. Again, the old man rubbed
his eyes in disbelief. 

Half an hour later, Johnny was again passing the old
man's porch. 

'Whatcha got now, son?' asked the old codger. 

'Got me some pussy willow.' 

The old man said, 'Wait right there while I get my shoes!'