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Facts of female life

The differences between your 1st, 2nd and 3rd
babies. 

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes
as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.

2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for
as long as possible. 

3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular
clothes. 

Preparing for the Birth 

1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.

2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because
you remember that last time, breathing didn't
do a thing. 

3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th
month.