http://www.ipodlounge.com/ipodnews_comments.php?id=6836_0_7_0_C

For those of you a bit less hip, there's the boring old MP3 lavvie:

http://gadgets.3yen.com/2005-02-09/mp3-playing-toilets/

It would be fun to record the most disgusting farting noises possible
and set that as the default track...

Ken