Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!CALA-MUZIK!news.moat.net!border1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 13 Mar 2004 23:54:45 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: japan.chacha-jokes.hneta Subject: The Birthday Present Message-ID: <-o6dnWIgO9M4bs7dRVn-tA@comcast.com> Date: Sat, 13 Mar 2004 23:54:45 -0600 Lines: 43 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-WgH5aW4T8mvQteMT7bkL2KjfTTamrjMbUkbG5oP34w8htdA0HeWvHAxmF/SAX1AUaXDgWxIYCz5+/GO!YJ+gQ8Z5lSv0irMgTgiw4CJgGSpPUIHcLstqZtdVyw/hsck83BD8Xlzcy/UxbA== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org japan.chacha-jokes.hneta:1629 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ The Birthday Present A fellow was talking to his buddy, and said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling -- I'll see you in two hours!"