Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!vda-gw!newsfeed.hashimoto.gr.jp!news.moat.net!in.100proofnews.com!in.100proofnews.com!prodigy.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 17:56:04 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: I had to survive Message-ID: <-eWdnR_6mrEJb0zcRVn-qw@comcast.com> Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 17:56:04 -0600 Lines: 65 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-xJRzzTHOL7Y2++1fzy81TVfoqgzebJimVxYNbxQqhzZkWd4/gmgbMBfat/iqWNDofFe5bhsBNPb424k!m6DeCkOlAGoDtZT8Cq2KB7gDikoIwPecRd1qIIlfwjvkuPZSp8prSTdkL1WS2g== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.22 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:9044 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ I had to survive At the site of the crash, one lone survivor sat with his back against a tree, chewing on a bone. As he tossed the bone onto a huge pile of there bones, he noticed the rescue team. "Thank God", he cried out in relief. "I am saved!" The rescue team did not move, as they were in shock, seeing the pile of human bones beside this lone survivor. Obviously he had eaten his comrades. The survivor saw the horror in their faces and hung his own head in shame. "You can't judge me for this," he insisted. "I had to survive. Is it so wrong to want to live?" The leader of the rescue team stepped forward, shaking his head in disbelief. "I won't judge you for doing what was necessary to survive, but my God man, your plane only went down yesterday!"