Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!honnetnews!navi.honnet.co.jp!news.mcu.or.jp!mmcatv.co.jp!news.moat.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 08 Nov 2004 11:57:15 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Welfare questions OR Arkansas Reality Check Message-ID: Date: Mon, 08 Nov 2004 11:57:15 -0600 Lines: 49 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-SRmcRxtlO/HaOXPLeviHGFNS1TW4p41N70DydyYNac3++upmtYh+Aq3lmhhTo9vvsUTjZFYbtog/ybx!abAL8EQ/gV1HGtdACixVcIUJALr50j9OrKNL4ZovV8aH/GNil9VT+PvQXbl3WA== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.20 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:4733 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Welfare questions OR Arkansas Reality Check An Arkansas woman is in the welfare office filling out forms. The welfare officer asks her how many children she has? "Ten boys." "And their names?" "Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, and Leroy." "All named Leroy? Why would you name them all Leroy?" "That way, when I wants them all to come in from the yard, I just yells 'LEROY!', and when I wants them all to come to dinner, I just yells 'LEROY!'" "What if you just want a particular one of them to do something?" "Then I calls him by his last name."