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Dorrigo Three Kick Rule 

A big city California lawyer went duck hunting
in rural New South Wales. He shot and dropped
a bird, but it fell into a farmer's paddock on
the other side of a fence. 

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly
farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him
what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I
shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now
I'm going into retrieve it." 

The old farmer replied. "This is my property,
and you are not coming over here." 

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the
best trial attorneys in the States and, if you
don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and
take everything you own." 

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently,
you don't know how we do things up here in the
Northern Rivers. We settle small disagreements
like this with the Dorrigo Three Kick Rule."


The lawyer asked, "What is the Dorrigo Three
Kick Rule?" 

The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you
three times and then you kick me three times,
and so on, back and forth, until someone gives
up." 

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed
contest and decided that he could easily take
the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local
custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from
the tractor and walked up to the city feller.


His first kick planted the toe of his heavy
work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped
him to his knees. His second kick nearly ripped
the man's nose off his face. The barrister was
flat on his belly then the farmer's third kick
to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. 

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and
managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you
old coot - now it's my turn." 

The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give
up. You can have the duck."