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The Bridge Club 

Audrey Greyson was a busy housewife with a demanding
husband, six children and a large house. The only relief
Audrey got from her chores was the twice-a-week bridge
game she shared with a dozen other women. The only flaw
in the bridge club relationship was that Audrey loved to
tell off-color stories and the girls didn't want to hear
them. 

To teach Audrey a lesson, the other women decided that
the next time she told an off-color story, they'd just
get up, walk out, and meet at another home but without
Audrey. 

Sure enough, at the next bridge club meeting, Audrey
started, "You know, girls, there's a rumor going around
that a busload of prostitutes will be leaving in the morning
for that big gold find up in Alaska, and they say..." Just
then, the women all stood up and started for the door.


Audrey was disconcerted, but only for a moment. Then
she understood what was going on and said, "Hey! Girls!
Hold on, hold on! There's plenty of time because the bus
doesn't leave until morning!"