Michael Cash wrote:

> On 11 Aug 2003 00:15:48 -0700, Brett Robson <jet_boy@deja.com> belched
> the alphabet and kept on going with:
> 
> 
>>Dear President Fox,
>>
>>Hopefully you haven't been deposed in a revolution or seriously injured in an
>>earthquake because I want to thankyou for the most excellent banana (*) I had
>>yesterday (Sunday).
>>
>>Recently there have been a lot of Ecuador bananas in Japan. They have a strong
>>slightly acidic flavour and very sweet, almost an artificial flavour. But the
>>Mexican bananas I bought yesterday are amongst the best I've ever had. I have
>>travelled all over Africa and Asia and enjoyed many fine bananas, yours are
>>excellent.
>>
>>I only ate one yesterday and I am looking forward to another one today.
>>
>>Yours sincerley
>>Brett
> 
> 
> I would like to piggyback onto this and offer my thanks to Gov.
> Ishihara, that xenophobic asshole, for my shiny new truck. 
[snip]
> 
> Maybe I should send him a banana to show my appreciation.

I assume you are familiar with the Harry Chapin song?

http://www.littlejason.com/chapin/songs/banana.html

I like the ending #2 the best.

KWW