Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!vda-gw!news.moat.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local01.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 21 Apr 2005 20:00:08 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Insert you favorite team Message-ID: Date: Thu, 21 Apr 2005 20:00:08 -0500 Lines: 44 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-gSGiPtZwxeec/Bp7YtEHIbTFkYO6etQDe4DsDafK38S5TzpctHqz/llxgz0p84XimDG/sauND/lCFo5!KbSostL5mz43FCv6C4rxRQcj4vjiPqp72SHY2Awyw+DEBNAB8HQgf3noi3hHVg== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.32 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:5540 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Insert you favorite team Football practice was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours for the Kansas City Chiefs. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Coach Dick Vermeil immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the Chiefs players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.