Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!proxad.net!proxad.net!216.166.71.118.MISMATCH!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 29 Aug 2003 15:57:46 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Just following orders Message-ID: Date: Fri, 29 Aug 2003 15:57:46 -0500 Lines: 48 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.173 X-Trace: sv3-viEnbYNzPBv54R0hl8OzqCzJ2RakCzXsnwyh7bcuDVbI8C5Y0zHr4QsM7neDGvDdbmLfRMgxiNpc+fa!XCCOjyLpe1Yk7fCDOXwIK1TRKrHy1e8B9sXH0vf7UkagWTMERk8QOsb2o5BzuQ== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:1364 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. National AVON Rep - for info send blank email to: AguyInfo@Comcast.net ____________________________________________________________ Just following orders A couple of hunters are out in the woods in the deep south when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm and soothing voice, says, "Alright, take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is silence, and then a gun shot is heard. The hunter comes back on the line. "OK. Now what??"