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Moped Wins

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car
available: a Ferrari GTO. It is also most
expensive car in the world, and it costs him
$500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops
for a red light. An old man on a moped(both looking
about 75 years old) pulls up next to him. The
old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and
asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
The young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It
cost half million dollars!" "That's a lot of
money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so
much?" "Because this car can do up to 320 miles
an hour!" states the young dude proudly. 

The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look
inside?" "No problem," replies the owner. So
the old man pokes his head in the window and
looks around. Then sitting back on his moped,
the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car,
all right!" 

Just then the light changes so the guy decides
to show the old man just what his car can do.
He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer
reads 160mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his
rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly,
Something whips by him going much faster. 

"What on earth could be going faster than my
Ferrari?' the young man asks himself. Then, ahead
of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. It goes
by again, heading in the opposite direction!
and it looked like the old man on the moped.
"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped
outrun a Ferrari?!" But again he sees a dot in
his rear view mirror! Ka-BbblaMMM! 

It plows into the back of his car, demolishing
the rear end. The young man jumps out, and it
IS the old man! He runs up to the mangled old
man and says, "Oh my gosh! Is there anything
I can do for you?" The old man whispers with
his dying breath, "Unhook my suspenders from
your side view mirror"