Heavenly Justice
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Heavenly Justice
Once, there was a preacher who was an avid
golfer. Every chance he could get, he would be
on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession.
One Sunday was a picture-perfect day for golfing.
The sun was out, no clouds were in the sky, and
the temperature was just right.
The preacher was in a quandary as to what to
do, and shortly, the urge to play golf overcame
him. He called an assistant to tell him that
he was sick and could not do church, packed the
car up, and drove three hours to a golf course
where no one would recognize him. Happily, he
began to play the course.
An angel up above was watching the preacher
and was quite perturbed. He went to God and said,
"Look at the preacher. He should be punished
for what he is doing."
God nodded in agreement. The preacher teed
up on the first hole. He swung at the ball, and
it sailed effortlessly through the air and landed
right in the cup 250 yards away. A picture-perfect
hole-in-one. He was amazed and excited.
The angel was a little shocked. He turned to
God and said, "I beg your pardon, but I thought
you were going to punish him."
God smiled. "Think about it-who can he tell?"
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