Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newshosting.com!news-xfer1.atl.newshosting.com!216.166.71.118.MISMATCH!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border3.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 19 Jul 2003 09:59:18 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Key to a Happy Life Message-ID: Date: Sat, 19 Jul 2003 09:59:18 -0500 Lines: 45 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.128.245 X-Trace: sv3-LeWEfXRAj6dOtxxKg4DtMFs+TMHI0x/TPmhr62b8+0D8ztIGh/+gKG2TgqdAgWXO1J+yNXsLvVNkCoA!jSvx1j6MycwzA/XgxxEDa/i0B+s5cDXhTjrTUVWMDvh/SzrbPnwhfJQWAOL0eQ== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:795 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. National AVON Rep - for info send blank email to: AguyInfo@Comcast.net ____________________________________________________________ Key to a Happy Life A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?' "Twenty-six," he said.