Touched By An Evangelion:

Rei wanders the city searching for depressed, uncommunicative women with
poetical inner dialogs. Sadly, these women never leave their apartments so
Rei is unable to find anyone more depressed than she is. Cancelled after one
episode.



Changing Ayanamis:

Families return to their homes to discover that Rei Ayanami has been there
and has redecorated with steel panels and a cot . Although "Better Homes and
Rubble" praises her use of the "Tokyo 3 minimalist style", few people seem
to appreciate her accessorizing their homes with clean panties and bloody
bandages.

Cancelled in the first season due to excessive lawsuits



Everybody Loves Rei, Mon:

Actually, no one does, mon.



Law & Ayanami:

Each week a Rei clone is arrested by a pair of Rei clones investigating a
crime. Assistant DA Rei clone presents the case in front of judge Rei clone
and the outcome is decided by a jury of her peer Rei clones. Most cases end
in acquittal because of mistaken identity. Series is in its 15th season.



Suvivor: Ayanami Island:

10 Rei clones are stranded on a deserted island and forced to participate in
meaningless activities to eliminate the contestants one by one. Last
season's climax came when the food ran out and the clones ate each other.



MTV's Rei Rules:

Imagine, an RV filled with Ayanami clones traveling cross country performing
elimination stunts. Since the clones have no personalities or any
intelligence, this is a big winner with the MTV demographic. Watch out for
the Rei clone, she is a bitch.



Queer Eye for the Ayanamai Guy:

A team of Rei clones finds well adjusted, well dressed people and makes-them
over into withdrawn depressives.



CSA:Crime Scene Ayanami:
Each week Rei uses subtle forensic techniques to find the killer of the Rei
clones in the tank. Series seems rather pointless since Dr.Akagai already
confessed.



MTV's Rei World: Tokyo 3:

A group of Rei clones sit around a decrepit but trendy apartment. Sometimes
it almost looks like someone is going to say something. From the produces of
Rei Rules.



ten/mark

"Cheese means cheese"



"Frank White" <fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com> wrote in message
news:bpd7o1$2mpb$3@news.fsr.net...
> In article <rfmdnXHWou7zDCSi4p2dnA@comcast.com>,
> removethisspam@comcast.net says...
> >
> >"Psaiyan" <ppvegeta@hotmail.communism> wrote in message
> >news:adfirv88onj8547jl1c4jl50pphm7jbh1m@4ax.com...
> >> I'm actually surprised that GAINAX has not already done this,
> >> considering the immense popularity of Ayanami-chan in Japan.
> >
> >Hmmm...
> >
> >Evangelion Z - Rei goes Super EVA Level 3 to defeat the 19th Angel
>
> This is an absolutely evil concept and I'm suprised no one has
> done it.
>
> (Imagines NGE being done in the style of Dragonball and
> bursts into tears at the idea of fights against Angels
> lasting over multiple episodes, and 62 seconds becoming
> an eternity...)
>
> >EVA: Try - Sorceress Rei and Unit 00 fight for truth and justice against
> >Shabraningdo, Darkstar, et al.
>
> I rather like this one...
>
> >Magical Girl Ayanami - SEELE's Hate Hate Monsters meet their match in
> the
> >cheerful and kawai Pretty Rei.  Throw in Ryo Ohki and Chu Chu and you
> have a
> >winner of a series!
>
> I'd prefer Magical Girl Langley:  "In the name of the Moon,
> I will PUNISH YOU AND PUNISH YOU AND PUNISH YOU AND PUNISH
> YOU!!!!!!"
>
> She gets into it more...
>
> >Revolutionary Girl Ayanami - Duels for the honor of the Rose Groom
> Shinji
> >after seeing Asuka slapping him in the watermelon patch.
>
> After seeing Asuka, Misato, Ritsuko, Gendo, and a cast of thousands
> slapping him around in the watermelon patch...
>
> >Ayanami, the Housekeeping Albino - "Master Gendo is sooo goood to me!"
> >SPLAT!
>
> And this is different from NGE... how?  :(
>
> >EVAMon - Ash: "Charizard, I choose you!"   Rei: "Ramiel, I choose you.
> >Particle beam."   ZZZAP!  "Uh oh, no more Jhoto League..."
>
> Boy, I bet the bill for THAT would put a dent in NERV's budget...
>
> FW
>