If Ever You're Choking...
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If Ever You're Choking...
A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town
in the South. She orders some chicken and starts
to eat. Eating too fast, she starts to choke
on a chicken bone. Buford and Buck, two country
boys in the next booth, notice she is choking.
So they get up and go over to help her. Buford
drops his coveralls and bends over and then Buck
starts licking his butt. The choking woman watches
these two go at it and is so grossed out that
she launches foward and throws up all over the
place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat.
Buford pulls his overalls back up and says to
Buck, "You're right,that 'hind-lick' maneuver
works like a charm."
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