On Tue, 25 Nov 2003 11:58:32 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.biPOKPOKglobe.ne.jp> belched the alphabet and kept on
going with:

>Ryan Ginstrom and fj.life.in-japan is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>
>>
>>"Raj Feridun" <rferid@NOSPAMyahoo.co.jp> wrote in message
>>news:7m85sv8vsnmu84lq8e2vhbd0mma4fr7o3v@4ax.com...
>>> On Mon, 24 Nov 2003 17:22:57 +0900, "Ryan Ginstrom"
>>> >Ah, that explains it -- you're from New Jersey, so you're immune to
>>> >assholes. Kind of like someone from Tennessee telling you how
>>sophisticated
>>> >the Japanese are -- you've got to take it with a grain of salt.
>>>
>>> Like I asked Mike, where are YOU from? I'm sure it's paradise on Earth
>>> but I just want to make sure.
>>
>>San Francisco. And believe me, any shit you could possibly give me about
>>that I already got when I was in the military, and then some.
>>
>>[picture bug-eyed sergeant with deep southern drawl who closely resembles an
>>extra in Deliverance]
>>Sa-yan FranCISco? Only two things come from Sa-yan FranCISco -- steers 'n
>>queers! 'N I don' see no horns on you, boy!
>
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