"Zeruel333 The Hentai One" <zeruel333@aol.comanimefan> wrote:
> > Disaster <disaster@disfanfic.NOSPAM.net> wrote:
> > > "Vaughn L.Porter" <vaughnp@pcez.com> wrote:
> > > Pfft, DSE and ACROSS are currently working together to destroy most
of
> > > existence!
> >
> > Fine, they're after Zeruel, then.
> >
> >                     Vaughn L.Porter
> >      *Excel wispers;"AH! Hentai collections! The fiend is near!"*
>
> *upon hearing that he's being sought after, Zeruel (in his perfect
world) goes
> through his types of clones to figure out the best one to destroy them*

*Back at ACROSS head quarters*

DSE Agent (To Ilpalazzo): Lord Ilpalazzo, is she always like this? We were
right behind him and she suggested that we were getting close! My knife
was inches from his neck, it was a done deal!!! *twitch*

Lord Ilpalazzo: I'm certain it couldn't be that bad!

DSE Agent: ........ I have to go! I got vacation time coming and I don't
want to be dead for it! The next DSE assassin has a family anyway, he'll
be glad to risk it all. I'm still single! *Singles his request to return
to DSE HQ and a moment later space warps and he is gone*

Excel (Staring at the space where the Agent was): He... uh, he? He
disappearedmygodwehavetogetoneofthosewecouAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
......

Lord Ilpalazzo: ..................... *Lets go of the rope* Why did I
hirer her?
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