Disaster <disaster@disfanfic.net> wrote in message
news:uki1a6spe9e5fe@corp.supernews.com...
> "Vaughn L.Porter" <vaughnp@pcez.com> wrote:
> > Disaster <disaster@disfanfic.net> wrote:
> > > Rei 03: *Evil grin borrowed from Rei 01*
> >
> > OOOOK. *Slowly backs away...*
>
> Rei 03: *Evil Smirk borrowed from Gendo*
>

You still have his glasses?

> > > Rei 30: That'll be $40000 US then! :D
> >
> > How about some Buddy Passes on United Airlines, one of the prefered
> airlines
> > of Al-Qaida martyrs everywhere?
>
> Rei 30: ....Uh, yeah, if you can convince me that those are worth $40K
> then it's a deal. You just have to sell them and hand over the cash!
>

Unable to comply. How about some near-worthless company stock? It's bound to
do something eventually. I also might be able to interest you in a fully
restored M2A1 Half-Track. It will be ready about the time Disaster get's his
con going. BTW, does DSE need some tech support? I'm available after the
30th. Pay my relocation fees and we're all set.

> > > Rei 30: You are a fan boy! It means you are a pervert!
> >
> > That's Asuka talking. Do you want to be like Asuka? She's the one who
> took
> > your beloved Shinji from you. Is that what you want, Rei?...
>
> Rei 30: Actually she got that from us.
>
> > Oh great! Now I'm channeling Gendo!
>
> Rei 03: I have a special piece of him near my heart you know! ;P
>

Yes, I know.

> >                              Vaughn L.Porter
> >                               I have no time to deal with Insolent
> Children!
>
> Rei 04: *Raises an eyebrow* Children?

That IS the proper form of addressing the Eva Pilots, is it not?

                          Vaughn L.Porter
                           Are we having fun, yet?